The Tommy & Justine 35th birthday presidential exploratory committee
CORDIALLY INVITE YOU TO
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN KICKOFF
Palm Springs
September 26-29
kickoff on September 27
We're 35 and ready to be president.
The official itinerary will be released soon, but here’s what you need to know:
The kickoff event will take place on September 27 in the afternoon with dinner, cocktails, entertainment, and poolside lounging.
The Monkey Tree Hotel is booked for the weekend. Supporters are welcome to stop by to soak up the sun, enjoy the company, and engage in highly libated political discourse.
While Tommy & Justine’s political agenda is the most glitter-filled in history*, the weekend’s agenda remains flexible. We want supporters to have plenty of free time to relax, enjoy themselves, and soak up the sun, if they choose.
*Due the patriarchy, glitter is not permitted at The Monkey Tree Hotel.
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
Article II, Section I
Beauties. Grace. Future Queens of 50 States.
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